barely a warrior


ADORED BY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS, FUCKED BY PSYCHOS.
Eccentric, loving, generous, and a dreamer.
These are my original works of art and literature, and whatever makes me feel better. Or worse.

MY FAVE FIVE HIPSTER SEX SONGS

These are songs that I’d preferably like to have blaring on some fine pressed vinyl, while giving my Britney a workout.

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNEAnimal Collective, ‘My Girls.’ If this song doesn’t make you want to get down to the ooey gooey hibbity jibbity, there is clearly something wrong with you.
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kQp1uxz5a0Azure Ray, ‘Displaced.’ I’m usually displaced when my clothes are off. Plus, I’m a little strange. The more depressing something/someone is, the more turned on I am. Try it for your fucking self and tell me it didn’t make sex so much better, with musical weeping in the background. For an ultimate depression-induced orgasm variety, add a bit of Bright Eyes & Elliott Smith.
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgRzYCsBsjw Fischerspooner, ‘The 15th.’ I have totally banged to this song. It may have been seven years ago, and since I’m old this playlist is probably far outdated. However -I would do it again, A+.
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTCe02uV3TA Radiohead, ‘House of Cards.’ If you’re lucky enough to get Thom Yorke on my ‘I Will Regret This Tomorrow’ playlist, then I might not be solely using you for your body, I may actually like you. Obvi.
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH2efAcmBQMAWOLNATION, ‘Sail.’ It is so very easy to make fun of, but let’s face it - it is so very easy to become aroused by, also. I cannot listen to this song without wanting to be thrown against a wall and sexually mauled. 

You’re welcome. Go fuck something.

because you’re beautiful.

because you’re beautiful.